IMBC#4

Dear Reader,



Heather and I just went out to see ten thousand BC (SPOILER WARNING). Surprisingly good, filled with good time spear stabbery. My personal favorite bit was all the mammoth cgi…or maybe the squawky killamagiggs in the jungle, also there was some story about a tribe of hunters and some people get kidnapped and bla bla bla. But after that some gnarly old Egyptian dudes get stabbed and then this dude is all “HE IS NO GOD” And then they all make that kill the infidel noise it’s all “LALALALLALALRLRLAR” or something I know what it sounds like but can’t make the noise in my head turn into words that stay on this strange electric paper in this magic world wide web box that fits neatly on my lap.

Let’s see let’s see what else do we got goin on here…we just went grocery shopping…wait wtf? I just spelled the word grocery correctly on the first try, how the hell do I do something like that? how I ask you??? earlier in this same blog post thingy I miss spelled bolth infidel and gnarly yet a sound as bizarre as “grocery” just flows miraculously onto the page like some nifty word flow machine. Sometimes I absolutely hate the way my brain works, ever have days like that? for me that’s every day.

Hey you ever notice how that chick from the tomb raider games and Tifa Lockheart from FFVII look alike? think about it. They both have daisy duke shorts, suspenders, and gloves, they got them long brown blackish hair. I don’t know but these things bother me, it’s like no one cares that the tomb raider chick is a total rip off of a vidiya game icon. But ya know what? I go back and read this last paragraph and find myself loosing interest in my own thoughts so now for no raisin a sexy party…clothing optional.

In closing I would like to thank my pastor my rodie crew and most of all DJ Jesuse up there in the big disco in the sky, my only home boy I can count on to watch my back and not take any embarrassing pictures of me after I pass out after a heard night of playing the spoons in my Donavin cover band. He truly was a folk rock troubadour.

Rock!