IMBC#2

Dear Reader,

Some times you just don't feel like ya fit in, know what I mean? like earlier today I was miserable but as a monkey I was so stupid I tried to ware a hat on my but. That's why I want to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wares a suite. That's why I'm transferring to business school. And some day if the stars align for me I'll become head of the fox network and get to cancel great shows before they're given half a decent chance. Also there will be prizes for the best costume.

Oh yeah hojo came up with this silly game the other day, you come up with two rhyming words and give a short clue, then others try to guess the words, i.e. an igneous latch, the answer would be a rock lock. Call me a nerd face bastard but I find this distraction quite amusing. He, login, Amoda, Heather, and I played it, for about an hour of so at the end of the evening the other day just going round and round coming up with progressively sillier rhymes as the night came to an end. Um... I'm not sure where I was going with this besides I have a soft spot for rhyming games, also staying out late with the posy having good times where no one makes the mistake of confusing creosote with tree sap.

So as anyone who knows me could tell you I am a badass rocker with a devil may care attitude, but you put me in a room with a litter of puppy's, kittens, or jumbo spider mites and my gruff prickly machismo melts into a gooey cooing pool of (hey three words with two 'o's in a row...) wuv. I mean who among you could look a drooling (nother double 'o') little puppy muzzle in the squeak hole and not go all "whooz da cutest wittle guy in the whole litter? hu hu who is it??? is it you?? yeah it is, it's you with your wittle spotty tail and freckly nose". Any one who says otherwise is either a lazy hippy or a pinko commie and that's the truth. Speaking of hippies, the game "kill the hippies" from the other day, man I wanted to like that game. Wanted to like it so so so bad, but it was all hey "we're so high right now" and I was "what the hell game I thought you were cool" and it was all "hey man I'm still cool to drive" then it stole my wallet and charged up a grand of slim jims and malt liquor on my bank account. And speaking of board games that game Muwahahaha or whatever man that was bad, I read though the manual on the way to ADV yesterday and almost cried, so forking complicated it looked. Why can't I pick a good game? The only decent pick I made was red dragon inn, and I only picked that one on account of The Great Justin’s glowing recommendation. So basically I'm batting O for Two as the games go, oh well maybe I'll find something cool next month. :(

Rock!