IMBC#1

Dear Reader,

We've been talking and everybody agrees that you are way to picky about who you date, you're all "ewww he's got a vile lizard tung" or "I might have liked him if he weren't a pompous dim wit who threw me in prison". But we all know what you actually want in a man, you my good captain are holding out for a nice guy with one eye. As that may be all fine and good we fully support you in your noble quest of cycloptian love exploration I offer you one sexy alternative. You meet me in the love-nasium and I'll sport an eye patch. Either that or you point out some guy you like with two eyes and I'll use my new invention to poke one of them right out of his noggin, I call it the fing-longer. pretty catchy don't ya think?

Also the Goon rocks hard, closely resembling a hurricane in the manner of rocking that is. I was mildly hesitant to start a new comic for some raisin but now that I have I am so so so oh so glad I did. Hojo was all "it's rocksum" and I was all "but it's called the goon, it can't be good" then he was all "pff your right you wouldn't get it...plebeian" to which I retorted. "theme's fightin words cuzin" and it was basically left at that for like three years until last month when I picked up the latest issue I think it was around twenty or twenty one. Well the first thing is see is the goon doing battle with a gigantic transvestite while a group of young street urchins steels from the distracted goon a crate of dynamite with which he was about to blow up the local house of burlesque. Well dear reader I fell in love with Mr. Goon right then and there with him beating the tar out of that pig-tailed man mountain. So if any of you love fantastic thing I give the goon fifty three big tubs of popcorn out of five.

ROCK!